Life in a small south Texas town of roughly 19,000 and its environs. The other towns are less than 5,000 people nearby.
Diane:I have a hatchback Firebird, so I really can't use a trunk monkey (kids around here are too busy saggin' to work anyway...) Did he just SAY that?...but perhaps a .45 caliber "sidekick" might work pretty damn well.(and he doesn't have to wear a mandatory seatbelt):)
Yeah.. but imagine the fun watching the trunk monkey beat up saggy pants kids.