Monday, January 28, 2013

Talk about stupid...

Stupid as in wanting women on the front lines in combat. Sheer idiocy. Does this mean all females will have to register with selective service once they hit the age of 18? and those currently 35 and under need to register, in case of draft? What's next, female SEALs? They'd have to drop the phyiscal requirements.. I can't get over how stupid some are.  And for your enjoyment, here is a video from Flower Drum Song,



I'm a girl, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!

When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!

When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

2 comments:

  1. Diane:
    I think we have plenty of women in combat-related scenarios already...
    When you're in theater THESE days, you're pretty much a target wherever you go, given the advances in technologies.
    And many of our women soldiers have the missing limbs to prove that much, sad to say.

    "G.I. Jane" might make a good MOVIE, but in practicality, I don't think nearly as much.

    I can't see a 120 lb female carrying her own weight in battle gear, weapons and ammo...

    But, on the other hand, if they can ALL get PMS at once, we could win ANY war in like THREE DAYS!
    (seriously)

    But hey, that's just my opinion.

    Stay safe down there.

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  2. I dunno.. they'd all sit around and be sob sisters I think LOL if a PMS squad was made up. They're putting women on subs now.. which is just STUPID imho. wait for the high pregnancy rate!

    Enjoy the winter :)

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